Poetry by
Gregory McIntyre

Why do people suck so much?     Like parents who let their children run rings     Around them and touch exhibited things? Why do people suck so much?     Like people who try to rhyme the word eye     With the clearly non-rhyming “symme-try”? Why do people suck so much?     Like pop art decoupage kitschy freaks     Who paint sun faces and do shabby chic? Why do people suck so much?     Like hipsters.