Generation Type-A Stupid Head

In my day children were raised in a box With nothing to play with but splinters and socks. What creativity such props would inspire! Socks! Chanting around a splintery pyre, Sock puppet theatres, splintery stages, Torturing socks with splinters in childlike rages!

Nowadays children have Mobile Devices, Minecraft, Scribblenauts and other such vices. How can they learn, how can they function? Using dinguses without compunction. They lack the appalling boredom and shame That made me the man I am today!