Vainglorious

vainglorious parthenogenesis serendipity autoeroticism phlegmatic

Dad, do trees have babies? Oh baby I will tell you how! Right now! With seeds and bees and breezes and lube I think. I’ll check it later on YouTube.

Do they have a wedding ring? They’ve got more rings than you’ve got things.

Do they read their children bedtime stories? Only one and very boring.

What is it about? About as boring as a Vikram Seth. About as long as a director’s cut.

A Vick Ram Seat? An ector-cut? Oh never mind. You know, I find, More and more, when children are A part of yours, you just decide You become the phlegmatic vainglorious centre of the world and it still doesn’t help you use the word serendipity.