Vorpal Blade

Question: What makes you happy? Word: Vorpal Blade

Daggers make me giggle, And staves make me colour. Polearms are a tickle, And axes, if they’re duller.

Swords are not as sharp, As my rogueish wit. Even if I harp, On about dice a bit.

Arrows make me smirk, As long as I evade, Your precious 1d8 + 1 dirk? Holds nothing to my Vorpal Blade.

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